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Tag: comedy

“Tangled” by Gary Carr
Fiction

“Tangled” by Gary Carr

October 14, 2022March 22, 20240

When I think about it, none of this would have happened if Roger weren’t such a slob.  After Roger left for the gym, I decided …

“Fever Dream” by Rebecca M Ross
Poetry

“Fever Dream” by Rebecca M Ross

May 30, 2022May 29, 20220

Rona piles rice from path to porch like snowdrifts sprinkled with crayon colored carrots, peas, corn– until the guardrail disappears under an ever-growing mountain  of …

“Indistinguishable” by Kenton K. Yee
Fiction

“Indistinguishable” by Kenton K. Yee

March 14, 2022March 23, 20240

When I was in eighth grade, Dad started feeling “neither here nor there.” The harder he tried to relax, the more violently he’d jitter. The …

“Suburban Complaint #1988—Skunked” by Peter Dabbene
Non-Fiction

“Suburban Complaint #1988—Skunked” by Peter Dabbene

February 18, 2022March 20, 20230

It was late at night, and the dog was barking—that is, until she suddenly voiced a squeal that made it sound like she’d been stabbed …

“Summit Negotiations” by Stephen Kingsnorth
Poetry

“Summit Negotiations” by Stephen Kingsnorth

December 3, 2021February 23, 20221

At the cake bazaar,annual in the village hall –Mrs Baker’s acid voice –I stall to scan those sweetmeat plates. The granulated cog biscuits,as if surfaced …

“Coffee with David Lynch” by Thomas Morgan
Fiction

“Coffee with David Lynch” by Thomas Morgan

October 15, 2021February 23, 20220

“Say I had the power to grant you one wish,” his wife said. “What would you wish for?” “Hmm…” her husband said. “Can it be …

The Metaworker Podcast | 001 The Dinner Party by Alexa Hailey
Podcast

The Metaworker Podcast | 001 The Dinner Party by Alexa Hailey

July 25, 2021February 1, 20240

Episode Description:  In this pilot episode, Editor-in-Chief Matthew Maichen and then-intern (now editor) Melissa Reynolds have a conversation about The Dinner Party by Alexa Hailey, …

“An Account of Our Precipice” by Jason McGlone
Poetry

“An Account of Our Precipice” by Jason McGlone

April 5, 2021June 30, 20211

We three stare at each otherit’s Reservoir Dogs: BurgeoningDomestic Dispute Edition Our mouths trained guns,words chambered, Hello translates directly to Say something stupid, BrianAnother Hello …

“Tchotchkes” by Don Noel
Fiction

“Tchotchkes” by Don Noel

March 26, 2021June 30, 20211

“Who’s Rick?” Alicia holds up a fist-sized pewter whale breaching gracefully from a block of varnished wood. Jerry looks up from where he is awkwardly …

“Neighbor” by Darrell Petska
Poetry

“Neighbor” by Darrell Petska

March 22, 2021June 30, 20211

on his roof checking shingles for fleasscouring the ground for alien invaders Hey Don! I say, but he’spolishing tools till his face smiles backdigging more …

“We Built a Fine Madness House” by Lorna D. Keach
Fiction

“We Built a Fine Madness House” by Lorna D. Keach

March 19, 2021March 23, 20240

Before their house was built, Jan and Stan spent hours staring at the blueprints, hunting for a 90-degree angle. Their architect told them the construction …

“The Dinner Party” by Alexa Hailey
Fiction

“The Dinner Party” by Alexa Hailey

October 12, 2020March 23, 20241

We arrived right on time, although we had debated that. Isn’t fashionably late, well, fashionable? In the end, though, we were on time. Which was …

“Naked Cake” by Scott Mitchel May
Fiction

“Naked Cake” by Scott Mitchel May

March 16, 2020August 29, 20200

There is something sad about an unfrosted and forgotten about sheet cake — the kind of sheet cake when if finished would be eaten at …

“Say Goodbye to Hollywood” by Henry Crawford
Poetry

“Say Goodbye to Hollywood” by Henry Crawford

March 9, 2020August 19, 20200

[Shot] [in a single take] [with no lighting] [and no sound] [some believed] [The Black Movie] [would fail] [at the box office] [when it opened] …

Excerpt from Hypervision Episode 1
Miscellaneous

Excerpt from Hypervision Episode 1

November 18, 2016January 10, 20210

Writing isn’t only for novelists or poets. Screenwriters are writers, too! Below is an excerpt from the script of the upcoming web-series called Hypervision, which is …

Writer Interview: Steven Jay, Creator of Hypervision
Interview

Writer Interview: Steven Jay, Creator of Hypervision

November 18, 2016September 9, 20181

Writing isn’t only for novelists or poets. Screenwriters are writers, too! Below is an interview with Steven Jay, the writer and creator of an upcoming …

“Tinder” by Tadeu Bijos
Fiction / Miscellaneous

“Tinder” by Tadeu Bijos

October 26, 2015September 4, 20201

Last week in the park, a small, violent dog kept sniffing the ass of a much larger, more docile dog. The sniff was aggressive and strangely …

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